The most rare and blissful feelings you can feel in life, can be felt everyday with drugs

When you are young, you learn to read, but as you get older, you read to learn.

Being a kingmaker is more powerful than being a king

It’s impossible to reach the expectation of perfection because we always look for even the smallest imperfections

Drinking beer in bed is seen as degenerate, but drinking wine in bed essentially self-care.

Farts and Emotions have a lot in common.

Cats don't control us in the way we think, Dogs do though.

Most people are experts at tying shoelaces

Your teeth is the only part of your body where bone is protruding from you.

You know your good at something when you can make up your own strategy

Medicine tastes bad so that kids won't think of it as candy and drink/eat the whole medicine

It’s not that expensive to get fat

Your brain rembembers you forgot something but forgets what that something is.

It's funny that the same people who are vocal about AI taking over jobs are also the people worried about underpopulation and the future economy when one thing solves the other

Technically, every house is a homeless shelter

Life is the freest thing, yet we monetise it

Society always rewards preparedness, except for murder.

if snails are so slow, why do they just randomly appear?

98% of the things we see or read about on the news actually doesn't matter for our daily lives

We don't really care about homeless people unless they commit a crime--then we subsidize their food and housing.

Asexually-reproducing organisms found the duplication glitch.