Insects use outside bones to protect inside meat. While humans use outside meat to protect inside bones which protect inside meat

We’ll know that artificial intelligence has advanced to human levels of cognition when it starts doing some really stupid things.

A good climbing rope lasts 3 years, a bad climbing rope lasts your entire life.

You have to hand it to corn. Just when you think you've figured out everything you can make from it, boom, it's popcorn. Boom, it's Frosted Flakes, boom, it's gas for your car. We've only scratched the surface for peas.

In our lifespan we don't even get to meet 1% of the human population

That 90s Show is farther from the 90s than that 70s Show was from the 70s

The acceptable number of exclamation points at the end of a sentence are 1, 3, and 5.

Schools punish kids who defend themselves but won’t take care of the situation until it’s too late.

Zombies are always seen dripping blood when they get stabbed or shot in the head but since they are dead their heart shouldn’t be able to pump blood

You can mix a lot of wasabi into guacamole before it becomes visually noticeable

People who know a lot don’t talk about the things they know. People who don’t know a lot constantly talk about the things they think they know.

One unforeseen aspect of becoming a parent is that suddenly you are open to a whole new genre of nightmares that involve losing your kid.

You'll never see your own ears. You may see a picture or a reflection of them, but you'll never see your actual ears.

Dogs don't wipe, and then we let them go sit on our couch.

No one seemed to care about womens' competitive sports until trans kids started playing them.

Perhaps we prefer soft yellow lit lamps over ceiling lights because they more closely resemble the campfires our ancestors found comfort in

Popcorn is distinctly recognizable by all five senses

Pringles have less air in their containers than all other chips.

It's economically problematic that for the typical middle-class person it's easier to increase wealth accumulation by spending less than working harder.

3am feels much more like the middle of the night than midnight.

The old you is actually the younger you.