We spend nearly two decades telling kids to pursue their dreams then criticize adults who actually take that advice

When you flip a coin and it lands on heads, it actually lands on tails.

Our approach to landfills is akin to sliding everything into a drawer to clean your desk and hoping it all works out

We spend around two years teaching our children how to walk and talk, then the remainder of their childhood trying to get them just to sit down and shut up.

Fly's must be like birds for ants

Camping is fun as long as you know it’s not permanent

There won't be anyone around to physically move the Doomsday Clock to midnight

People who shave their heads because they are losing their hair don't get any credit for the bravery that takes.

Humans are the most intelligent species on Earth, but are the only species whose members need to be told not to look directly at the sun.

In movies, a first-person view through binoculars is shown as two overlapping circles. But in real life, when you look through binoculars, you see the image in just one circle.

It’s comforting that craigslist website has changed nothing in 20+ years.

James Bond lives a very glamorous life on a civil servant's salary

There are no conspiracy theories about other planets being flat

Someone might have the Social Security Number (four two zero)-(six nine)-(one three three seven) and they'll never be able to tell anyone.

We’re each on a 70 hour countdown to death until we drink water which resets the clock

The human brain knows exactly how every aspect of a human body functions and simultaneously doesn't know anything about the human body until it is taught about the human body

In 80 years old folks in homes will be playing video games all day

It is not in the best interest of morning radio shows to help you avoid traffic jams so you can get to work quicker

Every single person that has gotten a puppy/dog over the last 30,000 years since hunter-gatherers first domesticated them has had the same giddy feeling of happiness and excitement.

Wikipedia is the Library of Alexandria's bigger cousin

Body parts falling asleep is your body saying connection loss, attempting to reconnect.