Lumberjacks who access their password-protected databases via the internet have to log on to log in to log logs in the log.

Billions of dollars are spent on advertising that is simply ignored and skipped

For way too long churches agreed that castrations of young boys was a better alternative than letting girls join the choir.

The internet is the most reliable source of unreliable information.

Hell is always said to be filled with fire, but fire is practically the most prevalent source of light, yet hell is associated with darkness.

In the 80s we were told to go to college because the robots were coming for the traditional factory jobs. In the 2020s people will need to work at factories because AI will be coming for the white collar college jobs.

People who give blood are reverse vampires

It isn’t knowing things that makes you smart. It’s how easily you learn new things and what you do with that information.

Therapists are paid to lose their clients

The reason why people hate ads more than commercials is that TV shows have built in stopping points before commercials while ads just pop up in the middle of the video.

We spend nearly two decades telling kids to pursue their dreams then criticize adults who actually take that advice

When you flip a coin and it lands on heads, it actually lands on tails.

Our approach to landfills is akin to sliding everything into a drawer to clean your desk and hoping it all works out

We spend around two years teaching our children how to walk and talk, then the remainder of their childhood trying to get them just to sit down and shut up.

Fly's must be like birds for ants

Camping is fun as long as you know it’s not permanent

There won't be anyone around to physically move the Doomsday Clock to midnight

People who shave their heads because they are losing their hair don't get any credit for the bravery that takes.

Humans are the most intelligent species on Earth, but are the only species whose members need to be told not to look directly at the sun.

In movies, a first-person view through binoculars is shown as two overlapping circles. But in real life, when you look through binoculars, you see the image in just one circle.

It’s comforting that craigslist website has changed nothing in 20+ years.