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The newer generations aren't getting more sensitive, they're just more open in what they're feeling.
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You're simply a consciousnesses. The body you have is an (mostly self-sustaining) atomic puppet you have semi-control over.
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Confidence is actually a life hack
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At some point, a chef can become so famous that they no longer have to cook anything to continue being famous.
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When you look at someone's face, you're getting information by looking at holes in human flesh moving in a certain way.
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Capes are way cooler in video games and movies than in real life
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Damn, the Information Age turned into the Disinformation Age real quick
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Sometime in the last 15 years we just agreed that it is ok for companies to harvest our data
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For an organ that evolved to keep us safe from danger, the brain really likes activities that are dangerous. (e.g. doing drugs, driving fast, etc.
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Lumberjacks who access their password-protected databases via the internet have to log on to log in to log logs in the log.
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Billions of dollars are spent on advertising that is simply ignored and skipped
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For way too long churches agreed that castrations of young boys was a better alternative than letting girls join the choir.
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The internet is the most reliable source of unreliable information.
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Hell is always said to be filled with fire, but fire is practically the most prevalent source of light, yet hell is associated with darkness.
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In the 80s we were told to go to college because the robots were coming for the traditional factory jobs. In the 2020s people will need to work at factories because AI will be coming for the white collar college jobs.
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People who give blood are reverse vampires
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It isn’t knowing things that makes you smart. It’s how easily you learn new things and what you do with that information.
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Therapists are paid to lose their clients
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The reason why people hate ads more than commercials is that TV shows have built in stopping points before commercials while ads just pop up in the middle of the video.
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We spend nearly two decades telling kids to pursue their dreams then criticize adults who actually take that advice
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When you flip a coin and it lands on heads, it actually lands on tails.
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