When in your mid 30s, you are only considered young if you die

Whether you use it or not, a duster will keep gathering dust

Given the whole temperature range of the universe, the temperature on earth is a rounding error away from absolute zero.

You know you’ve gotten older when you no longer enjoy snow.

The human species evolved from survival of the fittest to survival of the wittiest to survival of the richest

Playing in an arcade as a child is teaching you a really important life lesson: You can work really hard and save up only to find out you have nowhere near enough for the prize you want, so you end up with little bullshit instead.

We will never be able to know the exact reason for our existence and the existence of the universe.

Europeans use the Imperial measurement system to measure the diagonal of our screens - TV, Phone, Computer, but metric for everything else

It's someone's depressing job to make child-size caskets

Kids are bullied for being different and adults are praised for being different

The newer generations aren't getting more sensitive, they're just more open in what they're feeling.

You're simply a consciousnesses. The body you have is an (mostly self-sustaining) atomic puppet you have semi-control over.

Confidence is actually a life hack

At some point, a chef can become so famous that they no longer have to cook anything to continue being famous.

When you look at someone's face, you're getting information by looking at holes in human flesh moving in a certain way.

Capes are way cooler in video games and movies than in real life

Damn, the Information Age turned into the Disinformation Age real quick

Sometime in the last 15 years we just agreed that it is ok for companies to harvest our data

For an organ that evolved to keep us safe from danger, the brain really likes activities that are dangerous. (e.g. doing drugs, driving fast, etc.

Lumberjacks who access their password-protected databases via the internet have to log on to log in to log logs in the log.

Billions of dollars are spent on advertising that is simply ignored and skipped