The sun has never actually risen or set

A telephone makes sound travel faster than sound.

Strict vegans shouldn't use anything oil powered or made of oil (like plastic) because it comes from dino bones.

Freckles are nature's glitter.

Dating apps only make money off single people, so their entire profit model is to keep everyone single.

So the Titanic is being shown again in theatres on Valentine's day. Nothing says Valentine's day like a man drowning in cold water on a sinking ship.

In limbo, setting the bar too low is the same as setting the bar too high.

People cover their laptop cameras for fear of hackers, but never their phone cameras.

Bird photography is the closest IRL thing to collecting Pokémons

Winter is the only season that happens twice a year

66% of multi-billion dollar movies have featured Zoe Saldana painted blue or green

It is better to be left-handed when fighting, since right-handed people aren't used to lefties, giving the lefty an advantage, and lefties aren't used to each other, giving neither an advantage.

People not wanting to work for little pay is a problem which can actually be fixed simply by throwing money at it.

Growing overweight is, in part, due to having an efficient, survival-oriented metabolism.

When in your mid 30s, you are only considered young if you die

Whether you use it or not, a duster will keep gathering dust

Given the whole temperature range of the universe, the temperature on earth is a rounding error away from absolute zero.

You know you’ve gotten older when you no longer enjoy snow.

The human species evolved from survival of the fittest to survival of the wittiest to survival of the richest

Playing in an arcade as a child is teaching you a really important life lesson: You can work really hard and save up only to find out you have nowhere near enough for the prize you want, so you end up with little bullshit instead.

We will never be able to know the exact reason for our existence and the existence of the universe.