Once vehicles become fully autonomous/self-driving, there will be no stopping at all until arriving at your final destination.

Pretty fucked up waking up from a nightmare, thinking you've just lived through the most terrifying and confusing shit your mind can conjure up, to then have to just get up and go straight to work and be normal

You have 128 great, great, great, great, great grandparents and they were in their primes about 140 years ago.

When you work really hard to master something, everyone who watches you do it thinks it's easy.

Public transportation teaches us to be punctual

Boxed wines are capri suns for depressed adults

Everything is as old as the universe.

We are mostly untrusting of strangers yet we drive 55 mph down a 2 lane road and are completely trusting that the 100s of cars we pass won't jerk the wheel even 2 inches to their left and kill us instantly

We're really lucky that blinking doesn't make noise

The G in Black Angus restaurant signs have the most important job of any signage.

Parenting a teenager is difficult because its hard to tell them you understand what they’re going through without admitting to all the things you did as a teenager

Kids won't tell a soul when they are tired but adults will tell anyone who'll listen

Dentists are cutting their own business by advising people how to clean their teeth properly

Somebody somewhere accidentally has you in the background of their photo.

There had to be some straight fire songs from ancient civilizations that we just missed out on because they were never written down.

Our finger fitting perfectly in our nostrils must be an evolutionary prank

Overcoming yourself is the hardest tribulation one can face in life.

Modern vampire stories make no sense because blood banks exist

When people think about travelling to the past, they worry about accidentally changing the present, but no one in the present really thinks they can radically change the future.

We named ourselves humans

Your teeth are the only part of your skeleton that you clean.