Toppings infers the existence of Bottomings

People who wear specialized branded clothing are walking adverts

Ironic that we all hate the rich yet simultaneously want to be rich.

The reason Santa only delivers presents once a year is because every other day of the year he goes to other planets delivering presents to kids all throughout the universe.

Every surgery in the Lego world is plastic surgery.

7-Eleven is lucky it didn’t start with the number 9

Those who believe in a flat earth don't tell us what it looks like on the underside.

People who brag about being very generous are some of the biggest narcissists

The car horn is a good example of how the length of just a single note can convey a large range of emotions.

Santa Claus is not a person but rather a memetic effect that compels adults to participate in consumerism.

Dystopia is easy bc we all agree on what’s bad. Utopia is hard bc we can’t envision it.

Not a single member of the Beatles was attractive. Fellas, you just need to be really good at a specific skill

All digital art is pixel art. Some just has more pixels than others.

For some reason, zoos never include moose.

Marvel released almost an entire cinematic universe in between the two Avatar movies.

Kids in tropical countries don't get Santa's gifts cuz we don't have freaking chimneys

In video games, violent content is okay but sexual isn't, meanwhile in real life it's the opposite.

When someone has a bunch of shit in their car like trash / cigarette butts etc, it must be at least partially because they aren't ok with littering.

Showering under falling water is the effect of gravity we take for granted the most

Showing someone your music collection is a very intimate act.

You never hear about spicy salads