Due to the nitrogen cycle, there is a chance your great great grandfather is in you
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Every meal a cat eats is a breakfast because they sleep so often.
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Cats are the only animal that commonly practices being just close enough to humans to be touched but too far away to be picked up.
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The more you do the better it gets. the more you think the less you do.
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People who wear specialized branded clothing are walking adverts
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Ironic that we all hate the rich yet simultaneously want to be rich.
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The reason Santa only delivers presents once a year is because every other day of the year he goes to other planets delivering presents to kids all throughout the universe.
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Every surgery in the Lego world is plastic surgery.
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7-Eleven is lucky it didnβt start with the number 9
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Those who believe in a flat earth don't tell us what it looks like on the underside.
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People who brag about being very generous are some of the biggest narcissists
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The car horn is a good example of how the length of just a single note can convey a large range of emotions.
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Santa Claus is not a person but rather a memetic effect that compels adults to participate in consumerism.
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Dystopia is easy bc we all agree on whatβs bad. Utopia is hard bc we canβt envision it.
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Not a single member of the Beatles was attractive. Fellas, you just need to be really good at a specific skill
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All digital art is pixel art. Some just has more pixels than others.
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Marvel released almost an entire cinematic universe in between the two Avatar movies.
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Kids in tropical countries don't get Santa's gifts cuz we don't have freaking chimneys
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