Our media glorifies and celebrates the use of force to fight against injustice but our society makes you a criminal for doing it.

There are kids out there who’s parents are not only younger than the 1st shrek movie, but the 2nd as well… Shrek came out in 2001 and Shrek 2 came out in 2004.

All digital art is pixel art if you zoom in enough.

There are only two ways to die; massive head trauma, or too little oxygen delivered to the brain

Having a beautiful dream can ruin your whole day

Jumping is pushing Earth away

We, humans, named ourselves humans at one point.

The biggest mistake humans have ever made is allowing the copyright of naturally occurring chemical sequences.

The only *determining* difference between a waffle and pancake is the shape

Increasing by 20% followed by decreasing by 20% doesn't leave you back where you started

Adults are children with money

Because people only cook meat to carbon by accident, a steak burnt solid is the rarest steak of all.

No matter how often or throughly you shower, you’ll only ever be able to clean 16% of your body.

The more you learn about something man-made, the simpler it gets. But the more you learn about something naturally-occurring, the more complicated it gets.

It seems like the richer you are, the more free things you get

Scattering someone's ashes is the most acceptable way of throwing out a dead body.

We're all damaged in some way, the trick is finding someone whose damage is compatible with yours and vice-versa.

As an adult we replace 8 hours of fun with 8 hours of work

You aren't stuck in traffic, you are the traffic.

The Friends hardly laugh at Chandler’s jokes. Without the laugh track, he’s just a jerk.

Scrooge begrudgingly gave Bob Christmas day off, which makes him a kinder boss than most in the modern day