When you mix yellow and blue you get green. When you mix sunlight and water you get plants.

Streamers are glorified sugar babies, with numerous sugar daddies and or sugar mommies

Spider-Man can only web swing in cities with sky scrapers.

We do not look in the refrigerator several times to find new food, but to see if our demands have dropped to the point where we can eat what is available.

When you walk into a room, an amount of air equal to the volume of your body moves out of the room

It’s surprising how little people care about the insane markup of fountain drinks at stores and restaurants

All greeting cards are such a waste

The James Web telescope is the most expensive wallpaper generator ever made.

Our media glorifies and celebrates the use of force to fight against injustice but our society makes you a criminal for doing it.

There are kids out there who’s parents are not only younger than the 1st shrek movie, but the 2nd as well… Shrek came out in 2001 and Shrek 2 came out in 2004.

All digital art is pixel art if you zoom in enough.

There are only two ways to die; massive head trauma, or too little oxygen delivered to the brain

Having a beautiful dream can ruin your whole day

Jumping is pushing Earth away

We, humans, named ourselves humans at one point.

The biggest mistake humans have ever made is allowing the copyright of naturally occurring chemical sequences.

The only *determining* difference between a waffle and pancake is the shape

Increasing by 20% followed by decreasing by 20% doesn't leave you back where you started

Adults are children with money

Because people only cook meat to carbon by accident, a steak burnt solid is the rarest steak of all.

No matter how often or throughly you shower, you’ll only ever be able to clean 16% of your body.