Half the human population is stupider than the average, which really explains a lot

Staying up late will make you tired, but sleeping longer won't make you more awake.

Children are an example of emotional abusers: they love bomb you and then proceed to gaslight or yell at you when they don’t get what they want.

Cats make you into servants, but dogs add you to their pack.

Since he only has four digits per hand, Mickey Mouse can't give anyone the middle finger.

We used to get big yellow books delivered to our houses that doxed everyone in town.

Cooking recipes must have been very difficult before standardized measuring tools.

We went from a position of 'not wanting to put labels on things,' to creating highly specific terms and verbiage to define our roles in society.

When you mix yellow and blue you get green. When you mix sunlight and water you get plants.

Streamers are glorified sugar babies, with numerous sugar daddies and or sugar mommies

Spider-Man can only web swing in cities with sky scrapers.

We do not look in the refrigerator several times to find new food, but to see if our demands have dropped to the point where we can eat what is available.

When you walk into a room, an amount of air equal to the volume of your body moves out of the room

It’s surprising how little people care about the insane markup of fountain drinks at stores and restaurants

All greeting cards are such a waste

The James Web telescope is the most expensive wallpaper generator ever made.

Our media glorifies and celebrates the use of force to fight against injustice but our society makes you a criminal for doing it.

There are kids out there who’s parents are not only younger than the 1st shrek movie, but the 2nd as well… Shrek came out in 2001 and Shrek 2 came out in 2004.

All digital art is pixel art if you zoom in enough.

There are only two ways to die; massive head trauma, or too little oxygen delivered to the brain

Having a beautiful dream can ruin your whole day