Using lol after a sentence you have written is a new form of a TV laugh track

We don’t need world peace, we need world accountability.

Most football (soccer) players are actually worth more than their weight in gold

The reason Spotify Wrapped happens in November is so you can play Christmas music without it affecting your stats

A billionaire could permanently alter the course of someone's life for the better with nothing more than a signature

There's no such thing as fear of the unknown, what we fear are our assumptions on it.

Half the human population is stupider than the average, which really explains a lot

Staying up late will make you tired, but sleeping longer won't make you more awake.

Children are an example of emotional abusers: they love bomb you and then proceed to gaslight or yell at you when they don’t get what they want.

Cats make you into servants, but dogs add you to their pack.

Since he only has four digits per hand, Mickey Mouse can't give anyone the middle finger.

We used to get big yellow books delivered to our houses that doxed everyone in town.

Cooking recipes must have been very difficult before standardized measuring tools.

We went from a position of 'not wanting to put labels on things,' to creating highly specific terms and verbiage to define our roles in society.

When you mix yellow and blue you get green. When you mix sunlight and water you get plants.

Streamers are glorified sugar babies, with numerous sugar daddies and or sugar mommies

Spider-Man can only web swing in cities with sky scrapers.

We do not look in the refrigerator several times to find new food, but to see if our demands have dropped to the point where we can eat what is available.

When you walk into a room, an amount of air equal to the volume of your body moves out of the room

It’s surprising how little people care about the insane markup of fountain drinks at stores and restaurants

All greeting cards are such a waste