It's possible that AI might have already taken control.

Humans have mating rituals too, they're just really complex.

No Spiderman movie has ever explained how a 17 year old boy is so good at sewing.

Humans are destroying the planet that's keeping them alive to make a living.

We’ve made flashlights but we haven’t made reverse flashlights

We don't want to see our pets die, but we want to outlive them

Royalty in democratic countries are nothing more than state sponsored influencers.

I'ts safer to tell an secret to an stranger than telling it to your best friend.

Using lol after a sentence you have written is a new form of a TV laugh track

We don’t need world peace, we need world accountability.

Most football (soccer) players are actually worth more than their weight in gold

The reason Spotify Wrapped happens in November is so you can play Christmas music without it affecting your stats

A billionaire could permanently alter the course of someone's life for the better with nothing more than a signature

There's no such thing as fear of the unknown, what we fear are our assumptions on it.

Half the human population is stupider than the average, which really explains a lot

Staying up late will make you tired, but sleeping longer won't make you more awake.

Children are an example of emotional abusers: they love bomb you and then proceed to gaslight or yell at you when they don’t get what they want.

Cats make you into servants, but dogs add you to their pack.

Since he only has four digits per hand, Mickey Mouse can't give anyone the middle finger.

We used to get big yellow books delivered to our houses that doxed everyone in town.

Cooking recipes must have been very difficult before standardized measuring tools.