Shower Thoughts 🚿
37.3K subscribers
12 photos
2.44K links
🚿 Send us thoughts through @showerthoughts_robot, and we'll publish them in the @showerthoughts channel.

πŸ“’ Group: t.me/+RIStoCmJw66_3mdW

πŸ‘€ Support: t.me/+URlZNDiYoc7Mp-q4

πŸ”— Sources: reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts + our valued contributors
Download Telegram
There's always parking right in front of a building, in movies and shows.
😁30πŸ‘4
It is way easier to make a plant-based meat than a meat-based plant.
❀19😁6πŸ‘3
Santa may be real, we all might just be too naughty.
😁20😱5πŸ‘4πŸ€”2
Kanye and Elon are having a secret battle to see who can lose the most money
😁27🀣18πŸ‘3πŸ‘Ž3πŸ€”3
It's possible that AI might have already taken control.
πŸŽƒ38😐15🀯6πŸ€”5πŸŽ‰2🌭2πŸ‘Ž1
Humans have mating rituals too, they're just really complex.
🐳28πŸ‘16🍌3πŸ‘Ž1🌭1
No Spiderman movie has ever explained how a 17 year old boy is so good at sewing.
😁52πŸ‘4πŸ€”2
Humans are destroying the planet that's keeping them alive to make a living.
😒37πŸ‘7😭4πŸ”₯3πŸ₯΄1
We’ve made flashlights but we haven’t made reverse flashlights
πŸ‘Ž21😁10πŸ€”3πŸ‘2
We don't want to see our pets die, but we want to outlive them
πŸ‘24πŸ‘Ž7❀2😁2πŸ€”2
Royalty in democratic countries are nothing more than state sponsored influencers.
πŸ‘38πŸ€”2
I'ts safer to tell an secret to an stranger than telling it to your best friend.
πŸ‘69πŸ”₯9
Using lol after a sentence you have written is a new form of a TV laugh track
🀯28πŸ‘3
We don’t need world peace, we need world accountability.
πŸ‘38❀9πŸ‘Ž1
Most football (soccer) players are actually worth more than their weight in gold
πŸ‘34πŸ‘Ž10πŸ₯΄6😁3🐳3🍌3😭1
The reason Spotify Wrapped happens in November is so you can play Christmas music without it affecting your stats
πŸ”₯37πŸ‘17🀯11πŸ‘Ž3🍌2
A billionaire could permanently alter the course of someone's life for the better with nothing more than a signature
πŸ‘25πŸ‘Ž2
There's no such thing as fear of the unknown, what we fear are our assumptions on it.
πŸ‘28πŸ”₯9😱3❀2πŸ‘Ž1πŸ‘1πŸ€”1
Half the human population is stupider than the average, which really explains a lot
πŸ‘36πŸ‘Ž5πŸ‘4❀1🀣1
Staying up late will make you tired, but sleeping longer won't make you more awake.
πŸ‘45😁2❀1
Children are an example of emotional abusers: they love bomb you and then proceed to gaslight or yell at you when they don’t get what they want.
πŸ‘Ž29πŸ‘10πŸ€”5😒2❀1🀣1