The most successful actor to come out of the HBO show Girls was a man named Adam.

Our body’s ability to store a fatal amount of fat is a survival mechanism.

Being alone feels a lot better than being with someone you are not compatible with (or comfortable with).

December is always thought of as The winter month even though winter only starts near the end of the month.

While drinking a beer, both the person and the beer are getting drunk.

The internet made a bigger deal about a black girl playing fictional Little Mermaid, than they did about a latina playing Marilyn Monroe.

The mailman has never been inside your house, so as far as your dog knows the barking is working.

We celebrate the idea of individuality and uniqueness as a society but shame anyone who is actually truly unique in real life.

The murderer who killed Batman's parents saved many lives by creating Batman. Batman killed many people by refusing to kill Joker.

Despite practicing every single day, it doesn’t always get easier falling asleep at night.

Making peace with bad things in your life is great until you do it too often and realize how screwed up your life is

Starting a conversation on a dating app is becoming less about opening with a joke and more about opening with a Touring Test.

You can be kept awake by worrying about being unable to fall asleep

If Earth is any indication, there's an unimaginable amount of eating and reproducing going on out there in the universe

Microscopes show us how big we are and telescopes show us how small.

Volcanoes release gases and solid substances hence they are butt holes of Earth.

We may eventually see gangsta rap being played in nursing homes for the people who grew up listening to it

We’re constantly racing with mushroom spores to eat our own food before they do

As AI art becomes more and more indistinguishable from regular art, the most respected artists will end up being the ones who record themselves in the process

Tradition is peer-pressure from dead people

There's only one very short moment when you're truly x years old.