Being rude to people serving you food and drinks is not only a sign of disrespect but also of incredible stupidity.

A lot of holidays aren't even celebrated for their original purpose anymore, people just want an excuse to get an evening off and have some fun

Creating a family is not family-friendly

We have to figure out where to put more than 8 billion dead bodies over the next 80ish years

J. Jonah Jameson is a man trying to destroy a spider with a newspaper.

Child beauty pageants are more dangerous than drag story hours.

They person who came up with the word for Fireplaces really didn’t put in much effort.

You’re either non-binary or you’re not

If your food says "Enjoy" at the end of the cooking instructions, you can't complain to the company if you didn't like it, since you technically didn't follow the instructions.

People think old technology was terrible, but we still made it to the moon over 50 years ago

The point at which you stop being poor is when it’s harder to get rid of old stuff than it is to get new stuff

In math, multiplication and division are opposites, but for a cell they're the same

Drinking milk and ice is is weird, but drinking milk, ice, and coffee isn’t.

A job interview is similar to a blind date, but with less alcohol and more awkward silences.

Seven is the only number under 10 that’s more than one syllable

You don't understand you're also watching your parents mature while you're a child.

Being unemployed is similar to a never-ending vacation without the fun or the money.

The most successful actor to come out of the HBO show Girls was a man named Adam.

Our body’s ability to store a fatal amount of fat is a survival mechanism.

Being alone feels a lot better than being with someone you are not compatible with (or comfortable with).

December is always thought of as The winter month even though winter only starts near the end of the month.