The first Artificial Intelligence capable of passing the Turing test will fail it on purpose.

Stealing from the poor is a misdemeanor. Stealing from the rich is a felony.

Old you is younger than you

Homicides contribute to reduce emissions far more than the average climate activist

The worlds best barber can only get the second best haircut

Pretty soon, there will not be a person alive on earth, who can remember what it was like to NOT be online.

Money can technically buy happiness since you can buy dopamine, which is what cause happiness.

Our phones are ruining our lives slowly and we all seem to be aware yet still unable to stop.

The more you enjoy life, the shorter it feels.

It’s easier to take a shit when you don’t give a shit, in public restrooms.

1000 Terabyte hard drives full of data, weigh the same as 1000 Terabyte hard drives with no data.

Society: Singing to yourself = good. Talking to yourself = bad.

Figuring out which plants were poisonous before modern science must have involved lots of corpses.

We spend our childhood wishing we were older, only to get old and wish we were younger.

Texting is kind of like a step backwards, because instead of calling and talking to someone you write them a letter.

Good health is the very slowest way to die.

Pets in first world countries have better lives than poor people in third world countries can imagine

Getting old takes years of practice.

It's not that everything was better when you were a child you just didn't have to deal with grown-up-problems

A deaf person in handcuffs lost its right to free speech

You've probably inadvertently made hundreds, if not thousands of people decide whether to fart or to hold it, simply by walking in their vicinity.