Vegetable soup is known as vegetable soup. Fruit soup is known as a smoothie.

For most of human history everyone constantly smelled like a campfire

Somewhere out there, on someone's phone or camera, a picture of you exists. Not necessarily you as the subject but you as some random guy/gal in the background.

It’s more convenient for the bus to come 10 minutes late than 10 minutes early

You never see a clown driving in traffic but clowns always show up to parties fully clowned up.

There are thousands of starving Neopets stuck in an online prison that haven’t been fed for years.

People who were born blind probably have the most unique mannerisms, walking patterns, body gestures and face expressions that are true to themselves, because they can’t pick those up from other people and be influenced.

When you stop procrastinating your just procrastinating procrastinating.

There are two types of people in the world; those who stop the microwave at 1 second, and those who need help.

The first Artificial Intelligence capable of passing the Turing test will fail it on purpose.

Stealing from the poor is a misdemeanor. Stealing from the rich is a felony.

Old you is younger than you

Homicides contribute to reduce emissions far more than the average climate activist

The worlds best barber can only get the second best haircut

Pretty soon, there will not be a person alive on earth, who can remember what it was like to NOT be online.

Money can technically buy happiness since you can buy dopamine, which is what cause happiness.

Our phones are ruining our lives slowly and we all seem to be aware yet still unable to stop.

The more you enjoy life, the shorter it feels.

It’s easier to take a shit when you don’t give a shit, in public restrooms.

1000 Terabyte hard drives full of data, weigh the same as 1000 Terabyte hard drives with no data.

Society: Singing to yourself = good. Talking to yourself = bad.