Five is the most even odd number

Cassette tapes had sides A and B, so it's only logical that their successor was the CD.

People born in the sixties are in their sixties.

It's not actually survival of the fittest; it's survival of the fit enough.

You can easily tell if someone slept only two hours last night by how they tell everyone they meet they slept only two hours last night

The CIA probably has some really good geoguessers on their payroll.

Vegetable soup is known as vegetable soup. Fruit soup is known as a smoothie.

For most of human history everyone constantly smelled like a campfire

Somewhere out there, on someone's phone or camera, a picture of you exists. Not necessarily you as the subject but you as some random guy/gal in the background.

It’s more convenient for the bus to come 10 minutes late than 10 minutes early

You never see a clown driving in traffic but clowns always show up to parties fully clowned up.

There are thousands of starving Neopets stuck in an online prison that haven’t been fed for years.

People who were born blind probably have the most unique mannerisms, walking patterns, body gestures and face expressions that are true to themselves, because they can’t pick those up from other people and be influenced.

When you stop procrastinating your just procrastinating procrastinating.

There are two types of people in the world; those who stop the microwave at 1 second, and those who need help.

The first Artificial Intelligence capable of passing the Turing test will fail it on purpose.

Stealing from the poor is a misdemeanor. Stealing from the rich is a felony.

Old you is younger than you

Homicides contribute to reduce emissions far more than the average climate activist

The worlds best barber can only get the second best haircut

Pretty soon, there will not be a person alive on earth, who can remember what it was like to NOT be online.