Nothing last longer than that video someone showing you that you have no interest in.
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Cows produce Methane, a gas which harms the Ozone layer of our atmosphere. Save the Ozone, eat a cow.
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Oreo cookies already existed when Tutankhamun's tomb was discovered
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The clean-up cost for Spider-Manβs web all over the city must be astonishing.
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Itβs amazing that on Star Trek there are seemingly infinite planets with the perfect atmosphere and gravity for humans to survive on and visit.
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Everyone can agree that not everyone can agree on one thing
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Cassette tapes had sides A and B, so it's only logical that their successor was the CD.
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It's not actually survival of the fittest; it's survival of the fit enough.
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You can easily tell if someone slept only two hours last night by how they tell everyone they meet they slept only two hours last night
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The CIA probably has some really good geoguessers on their payroll.
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Vegetable soup is known as vegetable soup. Fruit soup is known as a smoothie.
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For most of human history everyone constantly smelled like a campfire
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Somewhere out there, on someone's phone or camera, a picture of you exists. Not necessarily you as the subject but you as some random guy/gal in the background.
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Itβs more convenient for the bus to come 10 minutes late than 10 minutes early
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You never see a clown driving in traffic but clowns always show up to parties fully clowned up.
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There are thousands of starving Neopets stuck in an online prison that havenβt been fed for years.
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People who were born blind probably have the most unique mannerisms, walking patterns, body gestures and face expressions that are true to themselves, because they canβt pick those up from other people and be influenced.
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When you stop procrastinating your just procrastinating procrastinating.
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There are two types of people in the world; those who stop the microwave at 1 second, and those who need help.
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