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When you travel, people seem friendlier because you are more open to conversation with strangers
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Since the average and the median are different things it's possible that most people are stupider than average
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David Attenborough’s inner voice must be David Attenborough’s voice narrating everyday stuff
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Nothing last longer than that video someone showing you that you have no interest in.
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Cows produce Methane, a gas which harms the Ozone layer of our atmosphere. Save the Ozone, eat a cow.
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Oreo cookies already existed when Tutankhamun's tomb was discovered
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The clean-up cost for Spider-Man’s web all over the city must be astonishing.
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It’s amazing that on Star Trek there are seemingly infinite planets with the perfect atmosphere and gravity for humans to survive on and visit.
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Everyone can agree that not everyone can agree on one thing
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Five is the most even odd number
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Cassette tapes had sides A and B, so it's only logical that their successor was the CD.
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People born in the sixties are in their sixties.
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It's not actually survival of the fittest; it's survival of the fit enough.
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You can easily tell if someone slept only two hours last night by how they tell everyone they meet they slept only two hours last night
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The CIA probably has some really good geoguessers on their payroll.
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Vegetable soup is known as vegetable soup. Fruit soup is known as a smoothie.
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For most of human history everyone constantly smelled like a campfire
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Somewhere out there, on someone's phone or camera, a picture of you exists. Not necessarily you as the subject but you as some random guy/gal in the background.
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It’s more convenient for the bus to come 10 minutes late than 10 minutes early
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You never see a clown driving in traffic but clowns always show up to parties fully clowned up.
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There are thousands of starving Neopets stuck in an online prison that haven’t been fed for years.
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