You only need 14 calendars to live through your entire life. the rest is marketing

All languages travel with speed of sound except sign language which travels with speed of light

A grilled cheese cut in two triangles hits different than one cut in two rectangles.

The online trend of including birth years in usernames is really awkward for people born in 1969.

When you travel, people seem friendlier because you are more open to conversation with strangers

Since the average and the median are different things it's possible that most people are stupider than average

David Attenborough’s inner voice must be David Attenborough’s voice narrating everyday stuff

Nothing last longer than that video someone showing you that you have no interest in.

Cows produce Methane, a gas which harms the Ozone layer of our atmosphere. Save the Ozone, eat a cow.

Oreo cookies already existed when Tutankhamun's tomb was discovered

The clean-up cost for Spider-Man’s web all over the city must be astonishing.

It’s amazing that on Star Trek there are seemingly infinite planets with the perfect atmosphere and gravity for humans to survive on and visit.

Everyone can agree that not everyone can agree on one thing

Five is the most even odd number

Cassette tapes had sides A and B, so it's only logical that their successor was the CD.

People born in the sixties are in their sixties.

It's not actually survival of the fittest; it's survival of the fit enough.

You can easily tell if someone slept only two hours last night by how they tell everyone they meet they slept only two hours last night

The CIA probably has some really good geoguessers on their payroll.

Vegetable soup is known as vegetable soup. Fruit soup is known as a smoothie.

For most of human history everyone constantly smelled like a campfire