Nuclear reactor are glorified steam engine
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The more you think about life and our society the easier it is to become depressed
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People care about progression in video games because they're afraid of feeling like they're wasting their lives
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You only need 14 calendars to live through your entire life. the rest is marketing
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All languages travel with speed of sound except sign language which travels with speed of light
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A grilled cheese cut in two triangles hits different than one cut in two rectangles.
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The online trend of including birth years in usernames is really awkward for people born in 1969.
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When you travel, people seem friendlier because you are more open to conversation with strangers
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Since the average and the median are different things it's possible that most people are stupider than average
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David Attenboroughβs inner voice must be David Attenboroughβs voice narrating everyday stuff
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Nothing last longer than that video someone showing you that you have no interest in.
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Cows produce Methane, a gas which harms the Ozone layer of our atmosphere. Save the Ozone, eat a cow.
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Oreo cookies already existed when Tutankhamun's tomb was discovered
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The clean-up cost for Spider-Manβs web all over the city must be astonishing.
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Itβs amazing that on Star Trek there are seemingly infinite planets with the perfect atmosphere and gravity for humans to survive on and visit.
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Everyone can agree that not everyone can agree on one thing
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Cassette tapes had sides A and B, so it's only logical that their successor was the CD.
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It's not actually survival of the fittest; it's survival of the fit enough.
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You can easily tell if someone slept only two hours last night by how they tell everyone they meet they slept only two hours last night
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