Salt is the only rock that's socially acceptable to eat.

Most people wanting a painless and easy death suggests that we are not actually afraid of death but the pain leading to death.

The larger the download button the sketchier it seems

Rent is a subscription to shelter. If you're not on the lease that's password sharing.

A lot of people are probably alive as a result of ancient Greeks orgy parties.

As earpods are getting smaller and smaller, seeing people apparently speaking to themselves does look less and less crazy

Ironically, Antarctica is the only continent without ants

People who hand out flyers on the street are human pop-ups.

You buy a lottery ticket thinking you might win. But what you really buy is the brief period to dream of winning.

Falling asleep must be nearly effortless for people who have no inner monologue nor the ability to visualize their thoughts (aphantasia).

You've probably done something habitually that a stranger has noticed, thought was cool, and tried to emulate

Trees basically just have thousands of mini solar panels.

Companies that claim to have family values and prioritize schedules for parents are preventing single people from having the ideal times off for mingling to start families.

Chewed up food is delicious until it leaves the mouth, then it is disgusting.

You're more likely to be in an accident while driving to the store to buy a lottery ticket than to win the lottery.

You can feed a lot of squirrels into the pneumatic tube at the bank before the teller finds the shutoff switch

Your heartbeat might be perfectly synced with someone else's.

Blood type AB is best to have if you fear needles. No one needs your blood donation.

1011 was 1011 years ago

Any clock is wrong if your standards for accuracy are high enough.

You don't know how many oreos is too many, until you've eaten too many.