The Egyptian Pyramids are so old that they were considered ancient to ancient Greece and Rome

A sense of humor is a non-genetic inheritable trait that increases the likelihood of having children, thus the world is becoming funnier each generation

The fact that top-floor apartments are more expensive than first-floor apartments is only possible because of elevators.

The feces of bulls, bats, apes, and chickens all have wildly different meanings within the English lexicon

Somewhere in the world there is a tree that sprouted the same day you were born and has been growing along with you.

Most people think that eating insects and eating crabs/lobsters is a direct 1:1 comparison, yet fail to realize that we do not eat aquatic arthropods exoskeletons.

Radiation causes cancer. More radiation kills cancer.

Just thought about how when the clock got put 1h backward in autumn, every dog got their meal 1 hour later than usual and they were sad and hungry for that 1 hour

Someone somewhere in the world has nipples that are compatible with Lego bricks

A sign of how boring billionaires truly are is that none live under the sea or on the moon

Our knowledge of which plants are edible and which ones are not must have cost thousands of lives

Salt is the only rock that's socially acceptable to eat.

Most people wanting a painless and easy death suggests that we are not actually afraid of death but the pain leading to death.

The larger the download button the sketchier it seems

Rent is a subscription to shelter. If you're not on the lease that's password sharing.

A lot of people are probably alive as a result of ancient Greeks orgy parties.

As earpods are getting smaller and smaller, seeing people apparently speaking to themselves does look less and less crazy

Ironically, Antarctica is the only continent without ants

People who hand out flyers on the street are human pop-ups.

You buy a lottery ticket thinking you might win. But what you really buy is the brief period to dream of winning.

Falling asleep must be nearly effortless for people who have no inner monologue nor the ability to visualize their thoughts (aphantasia).