October 1st feels more like Halloween than November 1st

We verify that we are not robots... to robots

Your playlist only ever seems to play the good songs in a row on shuffle when you’re by yourself

Loitering is such a stupid law, like imagine getting arrested for just standing there.

The idea that pirates burried their treasure probably started when one pirate lied about how much treasure he stole and another pirate asked to see it.

You can interlock your fingers two different ways, but one just feels wrong

An idiot who realises they're an idiot is no longer an idiot.

You can ruin your life trying to fix someone who doesn't want to be fixed

Drywalling is probably the easiest job to get away with a cocaine habit

People complain about paying 70 dollars for a 30 hour game, yet not about a 2 hour movie costing 15 dollars

The way society views donkeys versus zebras is an example of how pretty privilege works.

People who love spicy foods are masochists since it's the pain receptors that are activated on tasting them.

The older we get the more satisfaction we feel from products that last longer before having to be replaced

Most will eat crab/lobsters and love it without second thought, but they also are repulsed by the idea of eating insects even though they are all anthropods and very similar

The eeny meeny mynee moe method is not random at all

Somewhere, a comedian just made a joke that's actually a prediction of the future.

Since spiders can feel vibrations and disturbances in their webs, it’s very likely Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man felt Gwen’s neck snap

Thinking/believing kids are dressing up in furry costumes and using litter boxes in school is truly the height of collective ignorance in 2022.

We live on a planet where every so often, a mountain explodes. And we're just supposed to be okay with that.

Surprisingly, Batman cannot employ echo location

The older we are, the quieter we cry