There’s a pretty good chance you’ve walked by someone you’ve played video games with online in a random lobby, but just didn’t know.

The Metaverse is one billionaire's idea that the rest of us will be happy with imaginary stuff.

Kids get disappointed on Halloween if they don’t get a good haul. Some adults get disappointed on Halloween cause no kids visited them

Someplace on another planet, there are a group of scientists trying to figure out how life on earth can live by breathing oxygen.

You were not alive for 14 billion years, and you'll be dead even longer

People who live alone can spend hours without talking.

The value of money only exists in our mind

Despite thousands of people passing away in them each year, you never hear about haunted senior care homes.

3.5/5 Stars, 7/10, and 70/100 have different implications, even though they are the same fraction

The new business trend is to not solve problems, but to create a subscription model that somehow keeps the problem unsolved.

Every emotion is used as an excuse to consume alcohol.

You'll most likely be fine if your hand is cut off with a lightsaber as your wound is immediately cauterized

Being nationalistic is basicaly being lovesick for a piece of land owned by someone you don't know.

School just catches you up on all of humanity’s progress so that you can continue where we left off.

The more intelligent an animal is, the less ethical it is to own them

The day the casino gets an uno table is the day I’ll start gambling

Your earliest minor truma might have set the course for your whole life

Terror and Horror are synonyms, but Terrific and Horrific are antonyms.

A positive thing about aging is that there is a higher and higher chance that someone has died that witnessed you do something embarrassing in the past and that memory is gone forever.

Cats are nowhere near as intelligent as humans yet it just feels like they know something we don’t

A stick becomes a log, when it’s too big to throw for a dog