Lego gets surprisingly little hate considering they mainly sell plastic.
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Thereβs a pretty good chance youβve walked by someone youβve played video games with online in a random lobby, but just didnβt know.
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The Metaverse is one billionaire's idea that the rest of us will be happy with imaginary stuff.
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Kids get disappointed on Halloween if they donβt get a good haul. Some adults get disappointed on Halloween cause no kids visited them
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Someplace on another planet, there are a group of scientists trying to figure out how life on earth can live by breathing oxygen.
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You were not alive for 14 billion years, and you'll be dead even longer
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People who live alone can spend hours without talking.
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Despite thousands of people passing away in them each year, you never hear about haunted senior care homes.
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3.5/5 Stars, 7/10, and 70/100 have different implications, even though they are the same fraction
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The new business trend is to not solve problems, but to create a subscription model that somehow keeps the problem unsolved.
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Every emotion is used as an excuse to consume alcohol.
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You'll most likely be fine if your hand is cut off with a lightsaber as your wound is immediately cauterized
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Being nationalistic is basicaly being lovesick for a piece of land owned by someone you don't know.
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School just catches you up on all of humanityβs progress so that you can continue where we left off.
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The more intelligent an animal is, the less ethical it is to own them
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The day the casino gets an uno table is the day Iβll start gambling
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Your earliest minor truma might have set the course for your whole life
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Terror and Horror are synonyms, but Terrific and Horrific are antonyms.
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A positive thing about aging is that there is a higher and higher chance that someone has died that witnessed you do something embarrassing in the past and that memory is gone forever.
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