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PEMDAS never came in handy until the internet arrived and people started posting clickbaity math questions.
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People tend to ignore domestic abuse noises from their neighbors but will complain if it were loud sex noises.
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Someone still remembers you as an asshole for something you probably don't even remember doing.
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Trick or treating is one of the last unspoken agreements that a community has to come together to do something nice. People just decorate their houses and give candy to strangers without expecting anything in return.
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It's wild that there's a massive, ancient, and unexplored landmass under Antarctica holding millions of years of secrets.
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People who know how to fix most mistakes, have probably made the most mistakes
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Halloween must be a lot less exciting for cosplayers.
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Blind people living by themselves probably have the cheapest electricity bill
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Bury someone deep enough and it becomes a cremation
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Nothing makes you feel more like The Main Character than starting your car just as a song starts playing on the radio.
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Because our eyes are 2-3 inches below the top of our heads, we feel shorter and everybody looks taller.
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Vanilla is one of the world's most expensive spices, but it is used to describe things that are plain, boring or common.
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A rock might have spent over 260 million years in the ocean trying to get to the beach just to get thrown out in the water again
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There is no species more universally hated by humans than the mosquito
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In Groundhog Day, Phil took the exact same dump every day for hundreds of years.
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Everyone says that getting old sucks, but dying young sucks more.
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Lego gets surprisingly little hate considering they mainly sell plastic.
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The Michelin Man is a tire elemental
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There’s a pretty good chance you’ve walked by someone you’ve played video games with online in a random lobby, but just didn’t know.
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The Metaverse is one billionaire's idea that the rest of us will be happy with imaginary stuff.
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Kids get disappointed on Halloween if they don’t get a good haul. Some adults get disappointed on Halloween cause no kids visited them
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