Tiktok has done the impossible and made it socially acceptable to record vertically

The muscles in your jaw are probably strong enough to shatter your teeth, but the brain just won't let it happen.

Clapping is high-fiving yourself for something that someone else accomplished.

PEMDAS never came in handy until the internet arrived and people started posting clickbaity math questions.

People tend to ignore domestic abuse noises from their neighbors but will complain if it were loud sex noises.

Someone still remembers you as an asshole for something you probably don't even remember doing.

Trick or treating is one of the last unspoken agreements that a community has to come together to do something nice. People just decorate their houses and give candy to strangers without expecting anything in return.

It's wild that there's a massive, ancient, and unexplored landmass under Antarctica holding millions of years of secrets.

People who know how to fix most mistakes, have probably made the most mistakes

Halloween must be a lot less exciting for cosplayers.

Blind people living by themselves probably have the cheapest electricity bill

Bury someone deep enough and it becomes a cremation

Nothing makes you feel more like The Main Character than starting your car just as a song starts playing on the radio.

Because our eyes are 2-3 inches below the top of our heads, we feel shorter and everybody looks taller.

Vanilla is one of the world's most expensive spices, but it is used to describe things that are plain, boring or common.

A rock might have spent over 260 million years in the ocean trying to get to the beach just to get thrown out in the water again

There is no species more universally hated by humans than the mosquito

In Groundhog Day, Phil took the exact same dump every day for hundreds of years.

Everyone says that getting old sucks, but dying young sucks more.

Lego gets surprisingly little hate considering they mainly sell plastic.

The Michelin Man is a tire elemental