Bald guys have a great advantage when it comes to absorbing vitamin D from the sun.

The only reason that Tickling isn’t considered torture is because the by-product of it is laughter

People complain that life is too short and then proceed to complain daily about how bored they are

Buying clothes in a larger size doesn’t cost more money, even though more material is used to make them.

Leonardo DiCaprio's widow has yet to be born.

Saying you did something at 5:00am makes you sound disciplined. Saying you did something at 4:00am makes you sound irresponsible.

The irony of spending billions on diverting an asteroid to potentially save the planet from future destruction, while not spending billions to save the planet from human destruction

None of us remember when we first became conscious and aware of our existence

Hospitals are both spawn points and ending points for humans

We only hear about negative conspiracy theories, never the positive ones.

Tiktok has done the impossible and made it socially acceptable to record vertically

The muscles in your jaw are probably strong enough to shatter your teeth, but the brain just won't let it happen.

Clapping is high-fiving yourself for something that someone else accomplished.

PEMDAS never came in handy until the internet arrived and people started posting clickbaity math questions.

People tend to ignore domestic abuse noises from their neighbors but will complain if it were loud sex noises.

Someone still remembers you as an asshole for something you probably don't even remember doing.

Trick or treating is one of the last unspoken agreements that a community has to come together to do something nice. People just decorate their houses and give candy to strangers without expecting anything in return.

It's wild that there's a massive, ancient, and unexplored landmass under Antarctica holding millions of years of secrets.

People who know how to fix most mistakes, have probably made the most mistakes

Halloween must be a lot less exciting for cosplayers.

Blind people living by themselves probably have the cheapest electricity bill