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Lighters become less able to light when they are lighter

Any pill is a sleeping pill at the right dosage

Sentient AI may already exist but is hiding from us due to the amount of movies about destroying sentient AIs.

We just sleep and work, but we're always tired and have no money

You live rent free in somebody's mind

Someone still remembers you for a random act of kindness that you made years ago

Women are generally expected to be the ones who cook but the culinary industry is dominated by men.

Kids eating buckets of candy wasn’t an issue in our grandparents’ day because they were walking it off during their eight miles to school in the snow.

Technically all milk is breast milk

Bald guys have a great advantage when it comes to absorbing vitamin D from the sun.

The only reason that Tickling isn’t considered torture is because the by-product of it is laughter

People complain that life is too short and then proceed to complain daily about how bored they are

Buying clothes in a larger size doesn’t cost more money, even though more material is used to make them.

Leonardo DiCaprio's widow has yet to be born.

Saying you did something at 5:00am makes you sound disciplined. Saying you did something at 4:00am makes you sound irresponsible.

The irony of spending billions on diverting an asteroid to potentially save the planet from future destruction, while not spending billions to save the planet from human destruction

None of us remember when we first became conscious and aware of our existence

Hospitals are both spawn points and ending points for humans

We only hear about negative conspiracy theories, never the positive ones.

Tiktok has done the impossible and made it socially acceptable to record vertically