We buy trash bags for the sole purpose to throw them away

Only two states have license plates shaped like themselves.

The reason you never hear anyone blasting good music from a Bluetooth speaker is because people with good taste don’t do that.

In a room full of mostly rebellious people, the non-rebellious people are the rebels

The only people that plan to go to the emergency room, work there.

When you get a loan at the bank, the bank just sells you money for even more money

Our stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

There is a neuron network in your brain to remember what a neuron is

There have probably been cold case documentaries that have been watched by the actual murderer

Your chances of not losing is greater than losing, whenever you play Rock Paper Scissors

It is hard to like someone who doesn't like your dog.

65 million years after an asteroid exterminated the dinosaurs, their remains were used to sucker-punch an unrelated asteroid in the face, to make sure they never do it again.

Our parents have known us longer than we’ve known ourselves.

Every culture has a variation of fried dough filled with various meats and/or spices and/or vegetables

Beavis and Butthead were the first Reaction video stars.

You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, but neither can hold a candle to bullshit.

The majority of you aren't aware that someone has wished that you were dead or fantasized of killing you.

We only seem to remember people who have either been super nice or are complete dicks

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Lighters become less able to light when they are lighter

Any pill is a sleeping pill at the right dosage