The grass is always greener on the other side because if you look down you can see your dirt, not just the blades you see at an angle

They'll never tell us, but there's probably a lot of dogs and cats that need glasses.

Unless it's in a vacuum, a cup is always filled. You're just changing what it's filled with.

You’re only alive because some dude in one of those big melee battles at some point in history randomly avoided being stabbed.

We’re lucky that mosquitoes don’t target our eyes.

On a universal scale, Pearls are waaay more rare than diamonds

Any number you can think of is closer to 0 than to infinity

Life is the hardest exam, many people fail cause they try to copy others, not realizing everyone has a different paper.

By our own definition, humans are an invasive species

Most people are real on their fake accounts and fake on their real account.

Humans are the only species who pays to live on earth

You tell a therapist more of your problems than you do to the people close to you even though the therapist is a total stranger

Babies are not addicted to pacifiers, parents are.

The spoons and forks you use at restaurants have been inside the mouths of thousands of people before you

When people think about travelling to the past, they worry about accidentally changing the present, but no one in the present really thinks they can radically change the future.

You have more ancestors than your parents

Drinking iced milk is weird, but you add an espresso shot, suddenly it's an iced latte and everything is fine

Sometimes burning bridges is not a bad thing.

Rick Astley's parents seeing him as a baby on the sonogram was the first Rickroll.

The Kerch bridge has been down for less than 24 hours, yet thousands of people have already acquired degrees in Engineering

Mario, of Super Mario fame, has probably died more times than any other character in history