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There are owners of old cars at both ends of the economic spectrum.
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Vibranium is the Marvel mithril.
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Ventriloquism is the only acceptable form of someone having a conversation with themselves using multiple personalities.
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Basically all of the evolution of guns has been humans learning how to launch rocks at each other faster and more accurate.
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We are at the stage where we can start calling BS on the 10-15 year lifespan of LED bulbs.
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The average person knows more about ancient Egypt than they do about modern Egypt
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Antarctica is the only continent, which doesn't have a southern coast
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An autobiography will always be incomplete.
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One of the saddest things is seeing a cute dog video but noticing it is from 10+ years ago and knowing that dog is no longer with us
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You have to grow thick skin when you’re younger to survive in the world but if you keep growing it your whole life you’ll be unable to let anyone in to help you when you need it.
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The grass is always greener on the other side because if you look down you can see your dirt, not just the blades you see at an angle
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They'll never tell us, but there's probably a lot of dogs and cats that need glasses.
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Unless it's in a vacuum, a cup is always filled. You're just changing what it's filled with.
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You’re only alive because some dude in one of those big melee battles at some point in history randomly avoided being stabbed.
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We’re lucky that mosquitoes don’t target our eyes.
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On a universal scale, Pearls are waaay more rare than diamonds
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Any number you can think of is closer to 0 than to infinity
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Life is the hardest exam, many people fail cause they try to copy others, not realizing everyone has a different paper.
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By our own definition, humans are an invasive species
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Most people are real on their fake accounts and fake on their real account.
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Humans are the only species who pays to live on earth
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