Before we were able to make fire, our ancestors probably kept little pet fires which they'd got from the wild

When the computer overheats, it freezes.

Ever notice how some people are fire alarms? they tell you that there's fire, yet do nothing to help put the fire out.

Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it'd be insulting.

We live in an era where adult female Halloween costumes are practically lingerie

The fact that our genitals are used as terrible personality traits is very sad as they can provide so much joy

The wand chooses the Wizard but the Wizard still has to buy the wand.

Members of royal families will likely never have to take DNA tests considering how extensively monitored and well-documented the members are.

There are owners of old cars at both ends of the economic spectrum.

Vibranium is the Marvel mithril.

Ventriloquism is the only acceptable form of someone having a conversation with themselves using multiple personalities.

Basically all of the evolution of guns has been humans learning how to launch rocks at each other faster and more accurate.

We are at the stage where we can start calling BS on the 10-15 year lifespan of LED bulbs.

The average person knows more about ancient Egypt than they do about modern Egypt

Antarctica is the only continent, which doesn't have a southern coast

An autobiography will always be incomplete.

One of the saddest things is seeing a cute dog video but noticing it is from 10+ years ago and knowing that dog is no longer with us

You have to grow thick skin when you’re younger to survive in the world but if you keep growing it your whole life you’ll be unable to let anyone in to help you when you need it.

The grass is always greener on the other side because if you look down you can see your dirt, not just the blades you see at an angle

They'll never tell us, but there's probably a lot of dogs and cats that need glasses.

Unless it's in a vacuum, a cup is always filled. You're just changing what it's filled with.