Pockets were a revolutionary invention at one point in human history.

Paying convenience fees for online transactions make them inconvenient.

Even if you're not offended, there's always someone out there perfectly happy to be offended on your behalf.

The odds of someone swimming in the ocean while wearing contacts, one falling out of their eye and it sinking down onto a fish’s eye are slim… but never zero.

Considering gorillas have no knowledge of body building techniques we've probably never seen one at full strength.

You can most safely cross a street if there are absolutely no cars, or there are way too many cars.

For a dog, each human has a stink ID.

Harry Potter is the Wizarding world example of peaking in high school.

Swimming in the ocean becomes more terrifying as you get older and realize how many things can severely hurt you.

Since the brain uses electrical signals to get the body to do things, real life technically has a ping.

Because uranium can only be produced in a supernova, nuclear power comes from a sun other than our own.

We've replaced memorising phone numbers with memorising passwords

You havent seen your own face, you only saw a reflection or a photo

In a mostly right-handed society, the person who first put the hot water knob on the left has saved the world a bunch of energy.

A good liar can pretend to be a bad liar, but a bad liar can't be a good liar.

A vacuum is the only thing that sucks when it doesn't suck

Nowadays, we do not pay for what is advertised. We pay to get rid of what gets advertised.

The industry of things that help you avoid reality is the largest in the world.

Fruit baskets don’t make sense

hating france is the most french thing you can do

A lot of relationships fall apart because no matter how amazing someone’s partner is, they can’t provide the rush of being new