We can see further at night than day. The furthest away things you'll ever see are the stars.

The last two years have shown people can still get work done without wearing pants and shoes.

As kids, we like to pretend we're adults, but as adults we like to pretend that we're kids.

There are probably thousands of songs you love, but you've never heard them and some you'll never hear

We're generally fine with ugly TV & communications masts but sleek-looking wind turbines supposedly ruin the landscape.

Slugbug is barely even a playable game anymore with so few VW Bugs driving around.

Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions

Pockets were a revolutionary invention at one point in human history.

Paying convenience fees for online transactions make them inconvenient.

Even if you're not offended, there's always someone out there perfectly happy to be offended on your behalf.

The odds of someone swimming in the ocean while wearing contacts, one falling out of their eye and it sinking down onto a fish’s eye are slim… but never zero.

Considering gorillas have no knowledge of body building techniques we've probably never seen one at full strength.

You can most safely cross a street if there are absolutely no cars, or there are way too many cars.

For a dog, each human has a stink ID.

Harry Potter is the Wizarding world example of peaking in high school.

Swimming in the ocean becomes more terrifying as you get older and realize how many things can severely hurt you.

Since the brain uses electrical signals to get the body to do things, real life technically has a ping.

Because uranium can only be produced in a supernova, nuclear power comes from a sun other than our own.

We've replaced memorising phone numbers with memorising passwords

You havent seen your own face, you only saw a reflection or a photo

In a mostly right-handed society, the person who first put the hot water knob on the left has saved the world a bunch of energy.