Jokes about the age of Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriends have been around for so long that some of them are older than his girlfriends.

Having no common sense is an undiagnosable disability

You're a good dog owner when the dog thinks you're the boss. You're a good cat owner when the cat thinks they are the boss

Many dog owners treat their dogs better than many human parents treat their children.

The surging popularity of curb side pickup has brought back jobs that self checkout had eliminated.

Judge judy was cable AITA

We can see further at night than day. The furthest away things you'll ever see are the stars.

The last two years have shown people can still get work done without wearing pants and shoes.

As kids, we like to pretend we're adults, but as adults we like to pretend that we're kids.

There are probably thousands of songs you love, but you've never heard them and some you'll never hear

We're generally fine with ugly TV & communications masts but sleek-looking wind turbines supposedly ruin the landscape.

Slugbug is barely even a playable game anymore with so few VW Bugs driving around.

Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions

Pockets were a revolutionary invention at one point in human history.

Paying convenience fees for online transactions make them inconvenient.

Even if you're not offended, there's always someone out there perfectly happy to be offended on your behalf.

The odds of someone swimming in the ocean while wearing contacts, one falling out of their eye and it sinking down onto a fish’s eye are slim… but never zero.

Considering gorillas have no knowledge of body building techniques we've probably never seen one at full strength.

You can most safely cross a street if there are absolutely no cars, or there are way too many cars.

For a dog, each human has a stink ID.

Harry Potter is the Wizarding world example of peaking in high school.