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We teach our kids not to talk to strangers yet we celebrate a holiday every year that teaches them that knocking on strangers doors after dark and asking for candy is okay.
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The fact that the symbol for star is not a dot indicates it was created by people with astygmatism
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Actors who fall in love with each other on the set of romantic movies must either be really good or really bad at their job.
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It makes sense that we get angry when we are hungry, as our ancestors used to have to go kill our food.
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YT premium makes you pay to remove adds yet you still have to deal with all the sponsors and brands the creators want you to buy.
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Perhaps the biggest lesson to learn from nature is that nothing can be created to last forever.
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Jokes about the age of Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriends have been around for so long that some of them are older than his girlfriends.
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Having no common sense is an undiagnosable disability
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You're a good dog owner when the dog thinks you're the boss. You're a good cat owner when the cat thinks they are the boss
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Many dog owners treat their dogs better than many human parents treat their children.
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The surging popularity of curb side pickup has brought back jobs that self checkout had eliminated.
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Judge judy was cable AITA
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We can see further at night than day. The furthest away things you'll ever see are the stars.
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The last two years have shown people can still get work done without wearing pants and shoes.
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As kids, we like to pretend we're adults, but as adults we like to pretend that we're kids.
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There are probably thousands of songs you love, but you've never heard them and some you'll never hear
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We're generally fine with ugly TV & communications masts but sleek-looking wind turbines supposedly ruin the landscape.
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Slugbug is barely even a playable game anymore with so few VW Bugs driving around.
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Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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Pockets were a revolutionary invention at one point in human history.
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Paying convenience fees for online transactions make them inconvenient.
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