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We technically move everything using mind control.
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The lottery generates millions of losers every week
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Not having something to watch while eating is more of a concern than the actual food
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Dementia is going to wreak havoc on generations that rely on technology that is heavily password protected (bank accounts, social media, email, etc). Two factor authentication and password recovery questions will make it all the more difficult
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Lots of influencers think they have followers because of their opinions.. But in reality its all because of the looks, and nothing more.
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We teach our kids not to talk to strangers yet we celebrate a holiday every year that teaches them that knocking on strangers doors after dark and asking for candy is okay.
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The fact that the symbol for star is not a dot indicates it was created by people with astygmatism
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Actors who fall in love with each other on the set of romantic movies must either be really good or really bad at their job.
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It makes sense that we get angry when we are hungry, as our ancestors used to have to go kill our food.
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YT premium makes you pay to remove adds yet you still have to deal with all the sponsors and brands the creators want you to buy.
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Perhaps the biggest lesson to learn from nature is that nothing can be created to last forever.
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Jokes about the age of Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriends have been around for so long that some of them are older than his girlfriends.
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Having no common sense is an undiagnosable disability
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You're a good dog owner when the dog thinks you're the boss. You're a good cat owner when the cat thinks they are the boss
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Many dog owners treat their dogs better than many human parents treat their children.
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The surging popularity of curb side pickup has brought back jobs that self checkout had eliminated.
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Judge judy was cable AITA
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We can see further at night than day. The furthest away things you'll ever see are the stars.
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The last two years have shown people can still get work done without wearing pants and shoes.
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As kids, we like to pretend we're adults, but as adults we like to pretend that we're kids.
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There are probably thousands of songs you love, but you've never heard them and some you'll never hear
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