Every shoe you buy is buy-one-get-one-free.

The 100m race is one of the few sporting events where the highlights last longer than the event itself because it's replayed in slow-mo.

Unless you are blind, you've seen more things than you've touched

It’s quite bold of the sewing industry to completely rely on the chocolate/cookie industries for storage solutions.

The insurance industry in the Marvel and DC universes must be a f**kin mess.

We can only pay for secondhand mirrors.

A rom-com is always about a woman choosing between two guys but never about a guy choosing between two girls

Considering that not everyone thinks in sentences, being able to read minds wouldn’t be as straightforward as you think.

Businesses try to tell employees unions are a scam because they realise they won't be able to get away with abusing their staff if a union is involved

It’s hard to get sober when you have a shit job

Video games characters have more skin texture than instagram models

Cereal ads openly admit that their cereal is an incomplete breakfast

By opting to be an organ donor you guarantee you'll never accidentally be buried alive.

Characters in movies or shows never sneeze unless its important to the plot.

People with balanced opinions get hated by both sides

It’s no wonder that Millennials love charcuterie so much. We grew up on Lunchables, after all. We just replaced the cheap meat and cheese with fancier meat and cheese, added olives and replaced the grape juice with wine.

Once EV cars reach a tipping point, gas stations will start closing down and petrol drivers will be the ones having range anxiety.

Wiping with your non-dominant hand is an adventure in coordination, or a lack thereof.

There is an undefined age after which you can't become an orphan

People in Star Wars are always trying to get someone else's shields down, and people in Star Trek are always trying to get their own shields back up

Humans will euthanize their pets instead of letting them suffer, but not each other