There’s an unspecified age for buried bodies, where it’s no longer a crime to dig them up

Your salary from your employer is the subscription fee they pay for you.

Almost every new character in a prequel has to die.

Nike has made billions of dollars finding unique ways to put a check mark on a sneaker

Snails and slugs are known for their slowness, but they somehow just show up in the weirdest places and then disappear.

Men subconsciously avoid looking at other men's dick for their whole lives

The alphabet is not in an order for a specific reason. Someone chose the order because they liked the it and millions of people and ages later it’s stuck in that order.

Arguing online is a form of turn-based combat

For centuries, writers successfully conveyed sarcasm without /s

French fries go well with ketchup but potato chips don't

You need to prove you can drive well to get your license, but you only present it when you drive poorly.

Dick is the fountain of life

A perfect circle can never exist on a screen since it’s made of square pixels.

The most dangerous type of man is one that feels that he is superior but feels like he’s viewed as inferior.

Hold music is way less annoying than the automated message that interrupts the music telling you to stay on hold.

Technically speaking, tomorrow never comes.

Inside of our bodies are completely dark

The world isn't getting more dangerous; it's getting more selfish

You never notice the little gasps of air people take in while singing until you actively listen for them.

There exists no rich person who is willing to trade places with a poor person.

It's better to make a friend out of your business partner than to make a business partner out of your friend.