Almost all of the world's problems can be traced to one problem: greed

Your favorite song might not be the one you've played the most, but the one you've skipped the least.

It's actually way safer to drink and drive than it is to drink and then drive.

We’re all just spending money trying to fill some void

As people get older, dick and titty pics start to look more and more similar.

Society doesn’t talk about aging and mortality anywhere near enough

Vegitarians eat their food alive.

Water is only tasty if it's tasteless.

Left and right and up and down are mind-blowing concepts. You can pick an arbitrary point and split the entire universe into two categories.

The sound of wind rustling leaves is probably one of the most ancient sounds experienced by humanity.

There’s an unspecified age for buried bodies, where it’s no longer a crime to dig them up

Your salary from your employer is the subscription fee they pay for you.

Almost every new character in a prequel has to die.

Nike has made billions of dollars finding unique ways to put a check mark on a sneaker

Snails and slugs are known for their slowness, but they somehow just show up in the weirdest places and then disappear.

Men subconsciously avoid looking at other men's dick for their whole lives

The alphabet is not in an order for a specific reason. Someone chose the order because they liked the it and millions of people and ages later it’s stuck in that order.

Arguing online is a form of turn-based combat

For centuries, writers successfully conveyed sarcasm without /s

French fries go well with ketchup but potato chips don't

You need to prove you can drive well to get your license, but you only present it when you drive poorly.