After we die, our inboxes will continue to accumulate junk mail until they are completely full.

No one ever looks they are having fun playing poker.

The older you get, the less likely you are to take someone’s virginity.

Homo Sapiens is the only species of Ape that is not endangered

There are blind birds

Life won't reward you for being a good person. But it doesn't seem to punish people for being an a-hole either.

When they show characters drastically ageing in movies to note the passage of life, no one ever get fat, just old…

Every situation is a life-or-death situation.

While unsolicited dick pics are frown upon unsolicited titty pics are actually encouraged.

Almost all of the world's problems can be traced to one problem: greed

Your favorite song might not be the one you've played the most, but the one you've skipped the least.

It's actually way safer to drink and drive than it is to drink and then drive.

We’re all just spending money trying to fill some void

As people get older, dick and titty pics start to look more and more similar.

Society doesn’t talk about aging and mortality anywhere near enough

Vegitarians eat their food alive.

Water is only tasty if it's tasteless.

Left and right and up and down are mind-blowing concepts. You can pick an arbitrary point and split the entire universe into two categories.

The sound of wind rustling leaves is probably one of the most ancient sounds experienced by humanity.

There’s an unspecified age for buried bodies, where it’s no longer a crime to dig them up

Your salary from your employer is the subscription fee they pay for you.