Without Sherlock Holmes the search icon might be very different.

It’s easier to fall asleep in a sofa than in a bed, but it’s easier to stay asleep in a bed than in a sofa.

Overindulgence in nostalgia can lead to depression

Parachute companies probably don't have any bad reviews

We lethally maim flowers and put them on life support for looks.

In the future when humans will live on Mars, we will have to pay an oxygen bill every month

People who bash pineapple on pizza for being a fruit need to be reminded that tomatoes and peppers are fruits.

Bulky muscular superheroes doesn’t make sense.

Corn is taken off the cob, and digested into a similar shape.

Getting the wrong order sucks a lot more when you are a death row inmate waiting for the last meal

Jim Henson was the Master of Puppets

People watch the news to see if things are getting better, but the news only tells you things are getting worse.

Video games are the DLC's of life.

Golf carts can be considered sports cars.

Cartoonists figured out the banana-peeling life hack before the rest of us did. Banana peels in cartoons always have the stem in the middle of the peel instead of at one of the ends.

You can probably remember all of the refrigerators you’ve had in your life

Somewhere there is an industrial nacho cheese production facility with giant vats of liquid cheese to support taco bell and movie theaters.

You hear a lot of debates about pineapple on pizza, while other toppings aren't controversial at all

Every hairdresser who ruined your hair has a bunch of regular clients.

4 syllables is 4 syllables

90% of all drug dealers get their drugs from other drug dealers