We won’t be getting songs like ‘What a wonderful world’ anymore

A 1.5 year old can eat a banana the size of its own arm, but an adult can't

It'd be really hard for a giraffe to do a cartwheel

For how good it feels when you go, it's surprising more people don't purposefully hold it longer when they have to pee.

Mr Meeseeks are way more useful than Minions

Rat psychiatry is a much more developed field than human psychiatry.

The increasing use of mid-credits and end-credits scenes in movies must be pissing the cinema cleaners right off.

Money can buy you happiness, but it can't buy you a sense of purpose

Middle ramen and bottom ramen must be horrible.

Soft drinks aren’t soft at all

Without Sherlock Holmes the search icon might be very different.

It’s easier to fall asleep in a sofa than in a bed, but it’s easier to stay asleep in a bed than in a sofa.

Overindulgence in nostalgia can lead to depression

Parachute companies probably don't have any bad reviews

We lethally maim flowers and put them on life support for looks.

In the future when humans will live on Mars, we will have to pay an oxygen bill every month

People who bash pineapple on pizza for being a fruit need to be reminded that tomatoes and peppers are fruits.

Bulky muscular superheroes doesn’t make sense.

Corn is taken off the cob, and digested into a similar shape.

Getting the wrong order sucks a lot more when you are a death row inmate waiting for the last meal

Jim Henson was the Master of Puppets