The famous person never remembers meeting the fan but the fan always remembers meeting the famous person

Being able to see is easily the most taken for granted thing in life.

Most zombie bites can be prevented by simple protective gear, yet the protagonist rarely use any type of gear

Happiness comes in many forms, but most times it is boob shaped

Women can technically man up and grow a pair of balls if they become pregnant with a boy.

We won’t be getting songs like ‘What a wonderful world’ anymore

A 1.5 year old can eat a banana the size of its own arm, but an adult can't

It'd be really hard for a giraffe to do a cartwheel

For how good it feels when you go, it's surprising more people don't purposefully hold it longer when they have to pee.

Mr Meeseeks are way more useful than Minions

Rat psychiatry is a much more developed field than human psychiatry.

The increasing use of mid-credits and end-credits scenes in movies must be pissing the cinema cleaners right off.

Money can buy you happiness, but it can't buy you a sense of purpose

Middle ramen and bottom ramen must be horrible.

Soft drinks aren’t soft at all

Without Sherlock Holmes the search icon might be very different.

It’s easier to fall asleep in a sofa than in a bed, but it’s easier to stay asleep in a bed than in a sofa.

Overindulgence in nostalgia can lead to depression

Parachute companies probably don't have any bad reviews

We lethally maim flowers and put them on life support for looks.

In the future when humans will live on Mars, we will have to pay an oxygen bill every month